This Office Is Closed

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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septictankie

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thegovernmentcansuckmydick

At least they get to choose the job instead of being forced to work in a factory under threat of death

killhimagain

You think people get to choose their jobs under capitalism? Lmaoooo. Tell that to the people making minimum wage at Wal-Mart so they don't starve to death.

rantingfactory

They choose to work that minimum wage job instead of working in a field that pays more.

killhimagain

Are you really so stupid as to think people willingly choose to work making minimum wage in retail instead of higher paying job? I know people with goddamn Master's degrees making minimum wage because that's the only job they can find.

And even besides that, if they could simply choose a higher paying job, what are you gonna do when there's no one left in the store to check out your copy of "I Am Very Smart" magazine?

kaijuno

Oh fuck it’s been that easy the whole time???? I’m choosing to be the CEO of Amazon sorry Jeff get the fuck out of my new office

Hey! So, I don’t think I’m going to be using this blog anymore. I made a new one and I’m going to start blogging over there if I decide to keep using tumblr. I moved my Izo side blog over there as well. 

Thanks for all the fun times here but I’m probably gonna head out from here. 

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little-gay-fox-deactivated20150

Have i ever told you guys that last year i had to write a paper on The Great Gatsby but i never actually read the book, so i bullshitted the entire thing? Well the introduction to my paper started off with; "West Egg! A place where men with too much time and money on their hands, entertain the ladies, who also have too much time and money on their hands!" I passed.